The power to grab a cats face

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!