The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!