- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run Crysis.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to herd cats

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Pointless Super Powers