The Power to fart glitter

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!