The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to turn any object into food

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to see the present

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!