- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat people :D

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

Pointless Super Powers