The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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to be shitty

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!