the ability to type slower.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power of fart helium

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!