- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to live.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to see through anything except air.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to read your own mind

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power of fart helium

The power to not be color blind.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to see white objects in off white.

Pointless Super Powers