- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

Delayed Reaction Man

the power of fart helium

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power of night-blindness.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

Pointless Super Powers