- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to not exercise.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Pointless Super Powers