the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!