- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The ability to read your own mind

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to sleep for one thousand years

the power of fart helium

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to not exercise.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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to be shitty

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power of laser pointer vision.

Pointless Super Powers