The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power of fart helium

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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to be shitty

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The power to smell water.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!