the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to live.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!