The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!