- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

to die when you are happy

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to turn O2 into CO2

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

Pointless Super Powers