You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to not have a brain!

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!