The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to smell water.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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to be shitty

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!