The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to become black!

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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to die when you are happy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!