The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!