The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!