to die when you are happy

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!