The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to become black!

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!