- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to understand irony.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The ability to eat the red ones last

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The ability to read braile.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

Pointless Super Powers