The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to die.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!