The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!