The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!