the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to like charlie

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to walk through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!