- Pointless Super Powers

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the power to kiss your own ass

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to eat food.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!