The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!