The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!