- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

The power to make a few turtles fly

The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

the ability to lick your own crotch

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

super strength for picking up a gallon water

The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

The power to instantly become pregnant

the ability to steal oxygen

The ability to grow trees out of money.

The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

The power to make your feet stink at will.

The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

The power of see inside your eyes.

The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

the abillity to fart at will

Turning wine into water.

The Power to shrink but never grow back.

the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

Pointless Super Powers