- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

the power to think with your mind only

The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

The power to talk to money.

the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

The power to have sex with yourself.

the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

The skill to make up pointless superpowers

The power to make the air stink

The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

Pointless Super Powers