- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

Having the power of a normal human

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to eat food.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Pointless Super Powers