The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!