The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!