The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to look like yourself

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!