Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!