- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the ability to walk through your clothes

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

Pointless Super Powers