Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!