The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!