The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to like charlie

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Third armpit.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to not do it.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!