Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to science.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!