The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to become yourself

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Nipple Radar.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!