The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!