- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

the power... to read this

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power of women's rights.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to be half invisible

The power to be 6% fireproof

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers