The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power of words

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to troll.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!