The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to see through insects.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!