The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power of words

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!