ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power... to read this

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!